Why You shouldn't visit a rich friend...
One time while visiting a very rich friend, his
housemaid asked me what I want to drink and
here's how it went.
Question : What would you like to have ..Fruitjuice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino,Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?Answer : Ceylon tea
Question : How would you like it? black or white?
Answer: white
Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?
Answer: With milk
Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
Answer: With cow milk please.
Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikanercow?
Answer: Um, I'll just take it black.
Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugaror honey?
Answer: With sugar
Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar ?
Answer: Cane sugar
Question: White, brown or yellow sugar ?
Answer: Forget about the tea, just give me a glassof water instead.
Question: Mineral water, tap water or distilledwater ?
Answer: Mineral water
Question: Flavored or non-flavored ?
Answer: I'd rather die of thirst
The perfect guy
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oh no.. so sad.. haha..