Thursday, April 14, 2005 @7:41 PM
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
ANTIVIRUS woman:
Always trying to SCAN everything...... getting her nose on our business, ALERTing us to provide her with latest UPDATES and trying to put total control of what we should and shouldn't do.
haha. funny huh?
anw, i'm down with flu.. so irritating *cough**sniff**cough* bleh. other than that, life's been good. not much of highlights. just that a lot of my classmates get blue slips this week cos of competition.. soccer, dance, then there'll be netball.. oh, yesterday i went to the cross country finals. HOT! HUMID! TIRING! hmm, i'm not very sure how we fared cos i left early. but i know there were some tiffs over the boys a'div cos rj best boy was elbowing ac best boy.. right at the final leg where everyone can see. damn it man. and he was supposedly disqualified but i don't know how he managed to get qualified again. thinking shd be school politics. shan't go into that. all schs are great. learn to love all schs. btw, i'm not being sarcastic. seriously, we shd learn from all schs.. i think. ooh, i bought tickets for camelot. it's the biggest production for Acsian theatre. should be a great show cos my friends are performaning. and acsian theatre is quite a good theatre. that's y we are a theatre not ELDDS. haha.. sounds more prestigious. they really work darn hard. and i heard the dance instructor is super super strict. so must be a wonderful play. can't wait to watch it. (: